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AI
GOV
MILITARY
CRYPTO
BIG TECH
FOUNDER
UNEMPLOYED
CREATOR
NONE OF THESE
YES
NO
11
YES
NO
YES
NO
NO
YES
YES
NO
YES
NO
SHE DID
I DID
YES
NO
NO
I KNOW A GUY
NO
YES
YES
NO
YES
NO
ONLY UNCLASSIFIED
YES
NO
YES
NO
NO
YES
LOST IT ALL
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
NEVER
YES
NO
YES
NO
What do you do?
Is she a 10?
Does she avoid
talking about
Taiwan?
Does she ask where
you deploy next?
Can she say "Kim
Jong Un is a pig"?
Does she ask what
floor you work on?
Does she
understand what
your startup does?
Did she find you,
or did you find
her?
Does she film you
'for the vlog'?
Do you know
anything
important?
Anything at all?
SPY
Is your company
worth over $100
mil?
Did you meet her
at an AI
conference
afterparty?
SPY
Does she ask about
your classified
documents?
Does she have more
than one passport?
Does she
'accidentally'
leave her phone
recording?
100% NORTH
KOREAN SPY
Did you make more
than 100K from
crypto?
Has she 'brought
you lunch' at the
office 4× this
week?
Does she ask about
your RSU vesting?
SPY
Does she ask about
your runway?
Does she ask a lot
about your dad's
job?
Did she reply in
under 10 seconds?
Is her account
private?
Does she take
notes during
dinner?
Does she still ask
about your day?
Has she asked to
meet the guy?
NOT A SPY
Does she say your
GPU is the biggest
she's ever seen?
Did she ask what
you're training?
Does she laugh at
your transformer
jokes?
SPY
NOT A SPY
WANTS
PENSION.
Does she seem
disappointed by
your answers?
More than two?
SPY
SPY
Does she only like
you in uniform?
NOT A SPY
IRS AGENT SO,
TECHNICALLY A
SPY.
Did she ask for
your seed phrase
'just to hold it'?
Does she know your
badge number?
MAYBE SPY
Does she know your
cliff date better
than you?
Has she ever
touched your work
laptop?
Did she ask to see
the deck?
Did she make YOU
sign an NDA?
SPYING ON
YOUR DAD
Does she ask about
your mom's job?
MAYBE SPY
NOT A SPY
SURVEILLANCE
OP
Does her vlog get
more views than
yours?
Has she ever said
"can I quote you
on that?"
NOT A SPY
NOT A SPY
JUST A GIRL.
NOT A SPY
SPY
MAYBE SPY
SPY
Is she a good
listener?
Does she know what
an H100 is?
MAYBE SPY
SHE'S AN AI
Has she ever made
a typo?
LOW-BUDGET
SPY
IN LOVE
UNFORTUNATELY.
TRIPLE AGENT
DOUBLE AGENT
NOT A SPY
MAYBE SPY
SPY AND A
THIEF.
Does she tell you
to keep holding?
CORPORATE SPY
NOT A SPY
FINANCIAL
ANALYST
MAYBE SPY
CORPORATE SPY
NOT A SPY
VC ASSOCIATE
NOT A SPY.
WORSE.
MAYBE SPY
SHE'S A
FOUNDER
WORSE.
NOT A SPY
Does your mom
already know
everything about
HER?
IN LOVE
UNFORTUNATELY.
NOT A SPY
MAYBE SPY
SHE'S A
JOURNALIST
SURVEILLANCE
OP
VC ASSOCIATE
NOT A SPY.
WORSE.
MAYBE SPY
CORPORATE SPY
NOT A SPY
NOT A SPY
SHE'S AN AI
IN LOVE
UNFORTUNATELY.
NOT A SPY
YOUR MOM IS
ALSO A SPY
SPY